Hosting @ Fnarg

Because I can

That's right, Fnarg is offering web hosting and development services.

Please contact me with your site details for a quote. I offer shared hosting as well as managed dedicated servers, covering a broad range of needs and budgets.

If you register your domains from me, DNS hosting is included!

What are the rules ?

There's one main rule: keep it legal! I'm a very liberal kind of guy, but I don't like cops knocking down my door at 4 a.m.

Things I allow

Adult content (including TGP galleries)
Political issues / free speech
Drug information and discussion (but no selling/trading of illegal substances!)
Pretty much anything else that won't get anyone sued or arrested in any respectably civil nation

If I object to any content, I will discuss it with you by email or phone, and only remove the content if it is absolutely necessary. I really hate censorship, so as long as you stay out of trouble, we'll be fine.

Things I do NOT allow

Pornographic content involving minors, non-human animals, real or simulated snuff/violence, basically anything that is illegal in most parts of the world. I'm not looking to censor, my sole interest is to not wind up in jail. If you're not sure, ask!
Warez / cracks or any other copyrighted material you do not own. I'm all for copyright reform and file sharing, but I don't want to be shut down over it.
Hate speech e.g. KKK white supremacist bullshit, crime gangs, misogyny, threats, explicit racism... that sort of thing. Live and let live.
Malicious hacking. What is malicious ? Running a botnet, spreading malware, denial-of-service attacks, or discussion of these topics/activities.
Selling illegal drugs or stolen goods, or attempting/committing any type of fraud. If I think you're acting shady, I will let you know.
A few other blatantly illegal things, to be considered on an individual basis, as needed.

Again, if you cross a line, I'll politely let you know and lay out your options. If you refuse to adjust or remove the offending content within a reasonable time frame (typically 7 days), I reserve the right to terminate your account with prejudice. I don't want legal trouble, that's all.

Lastly, if you are caught deliberately and repeatedly breaking the rules, I reserve the right to terminate your account immediately without refund. Unfortunately, some imbeciles have tested my limits in the past. I will only consider such rash action in the most extreme cases, but I have to draw the line somewhere. I assure you, it's still a far better outcome than getting sued and/or turned over to the authorities.

Awesome! How do I sign up ?

Drop me a line at billco@fnarg.com.