Hosting @ Fnarg

Because I can

That's right, Fnarg is offering cheap hosting in the land of the nearly-free, Amsterdam!

Prices start at $10 per 3 months with no setup fees! That's pretty cheap! I allow adult content at these rates, which officially makes me the cheapest adult-friendly host on the net :)

This is shared hosting, you will be cohabiting with other clients, but unlike most hosting companies I do not oversell. This means you are fully entitled to all the disk space and data transfer you've paid for. I don't sell anything more than I can realistically provide, which means your site will be fast and responsive, and you'll find I'm quite generous with my bandwidth. Your site will handle Digg / Slashdot / TGP traffic with ease, as long as your code doesn't stink. That's something a lot of the popular hosts can't match.

What's included ?

All plans include:

Domain registration is NOT included with your hosting account. They are to be purchased separately, either through me or any other domain registrar. If you already own a domain, that's fine too!

If you register your domains from me, DNS hosting is included!

Adult/TGP webmasters: You can have free subdomains under .tonofsex.com or .poundofsex.com with any account :)

How much does it cost ?

The minimum contract duration is 3 months. If you pre-pay 12 months, you get a discount equivalent to 1 free month.

Starter plan - $10 / 3 months, or $36 annually

Perfect for personal sites, e.g. a small blog or vanity site.


Basic plan - $20 / 3 months, or $73 annually

Good for small photo galleries or media-heavy blogs.


Medium plan - $30 / 3 months, or $110 annually

Lots of data transfer for busy sites, or for multiple blogs and sites with downloadable files


Heavy plan - $45 / 3 months, or $165 annually

Big traffic for adult sites and videos.


Mega plan - $75 / 3 months, or $275 annually

You could run a paysite with this.


Ultra plan - $110 / 3 months, or $400 annually

The biggest plan I currently offer, for hosting lots of busy sites and lots of images/videos or downloads.


What happens if I need more ?

If you run out of disk space or bandwidth, there are a few things you can do:

I'm very easygoing, and if you spill over by a little bit, I'll pretend I didn't notice :) You have access to daily reports for your site's bandwidth usage, and I will let you know if you're close to busting the limit.

In the pleasant event that your needs outgrow the Ultra plan, we can talk about dedicated or semi-dedicated servers which I offer on a discretionary basis, with far greater storage and bandwidth possibilities.

What are the rules ?

There's one main rule: keep it legal! I'm a very liberal kind of guy, and Amsterdam is a liberal kind of place.

Things I allow

If I object to any content, I will discuss it with you by email or phone, and only remove the content if it is absolutely necessary. I really hate censorship, so as long as you stay out of trouble, we'll be fine.

Things I do NOT allow

Again, if you cross a line, I'll politely let you know and lay out your options. If you refuse to adjust or remove the offending content within a reasonable time frame (typically 7 days), I reserve the right to terminate your account. I don't want legal trouble, that's all.

Lastly, if you are caught deliberately and repeatedly breaking the rules, I reserve the right to terminate your account immediately without refund. I hope I never need to resort to such a thing, and will only consider such rash action in the most extreme cases, but I have to draw the line somewhere. I assure you, it's still a far better outcome than getting sued and/or turned over to the authorities.

Awesome! How do I sign up ?

Drop me a line at billco@fnarg.com.