News @ Fnarg

Jun 1st, 2009 :: GM files for bankruptcy protection

Oh, gee! Surprise Sur-fuckin-prise! Why in the fuck are we paying to "save" this trainwreck of a company ? They supposedly hold $82 billion in assets, and $173 billion in debt. Fuck GM! They fail to fulfill the needs and wants of their customers, and quality has gone down the drain. They deserve to die, and we do NOT deserve to be stuck with their bad debt.

My favorite clown Stephen Harper, assisted by his amerifag sycophants, is "contributing" over $10 billion to bail these dinosaurs out, that's what... $400 from each Canadian citizen! Why the fuck is he throwing our money away at the americans ? They don't vote for him, and they sure as shit don't do a thing for me. If he wants to make me happy, take that $10 billion and buy each Canadian a Playstation, so we can play Grand Theft Auto all fucking day long.



May 04th, 2009 :: My tune "Moon Buster" hit the front page of TheSixtyOne. I'm a fucking star, baby! Now go vote for me and inflate my ego a little more.



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Mar 24th, 2009 :: ObaMAFIAA: Got any spare change, bitches?


Mar 20th, 2009 :: Pwn2Own winner, Charlie Miller, is a typical American


Mar 03rd, 2009 :: Dear Iran, Lighten the Fuck Up!


Dec 11th, 2008 :: Bus service is apparently not essential in the nation's capital. And these half-breeds wonder why people randomly attack their ignorant asses on the job... Last year, I wanted to yell at them for being incompetent and unreliable; this year I want to shove them all in a wood chipper, dumb fucks! I can't even begin to guesstimate the extravagant cost to Ottawa's citizens every day, as a direct result of their narrow-minded actions. Cab fares, lost wages, lost business, time wasted in traffic or on foot; just for myself this works out to about $50 per day, and I fucking live downtown. Meanwhile the City of Ottawa is saving 3 Million Dollars a day in salaries and fuel. 3 megabucks for a service that fails to meet expectations on a daily basis, how about they fire all these ungrateful bastards and buy me a new car, it would be cheaper in the long run!


Oct 10th, 2008 :: Two conspiracy documentaries I command you to watch. Zeitgeist (play | torrent) and Zeitgeist: Addendum (play | torrent). It's a great time to be anti-American!


Sep 27, 2008 :: Review: Metallica's new album, Death Magnetic


Sep 11, 2008 :: A Youtube Public Service Announcement from Anonymous:



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Sep 06, 2008 :: 4chan fawking rocks : Metallica Lolcats


Aug 26, 2008 :: New tune "Moon Buster" on the Music Page, and apologies to all y'all who've been trying to get a hold of me... I've been swamped these last few days, really looking forward to a brief vacation so I can catch up.


Aug 14, 2008 :: New tune "The Aftermath" on the Music Page, big big production with my pal Bit Burn. Do me a favor: go to Club Heaven (Ottawa), and tell Marty how awesome The Aftermath is so we can get this single released! =)


Aug 12, 2008 :: The Music Page is up, and sadly I'm no longer offering Seedbox services until someone puts an untimely end to the media terrorist faction called BREIN


Jul 03, 2008 :: The OEM Express story, or how not to run a business, reposted with permission.


Jun 27, 2008 :: If you have 5 minutes to kill, please do roll your eyes at the Douchiest Phone Message in History.


Jun 16, 2008 :: I've finally slapped on a new look, you like ? It's a work in progress.


Check out the electronic music project featuring BitBurn and myself: FukdebasS